Unfortunately we all returned to save the day.

Fortunately, the day was already saved.

Unfortunately we didn't know it and made fools of ourselves.

Fortunately, I have a weakness for fools and drug you off to the corner.

Unfortunately, there was a spider in the corner.

Fortunately the spider was content with just watching

Unfortunately, I'm afraid of spiders.

Fortunately I'm not afraid of spiders

Unfortunately, because I *saw* the spider, I screamed in your ear.

Fortunately, I had my ear-plugs in!! :D

Unfortunately, as a singer, I have a high decibel output. :D

(LMAO, dm383!)

Fortunately, I hadn't yet taken my helmet off, so the high volume was diminished JUST enough!!

Unfortunately you look like a geek with your helmet on!

Fortunately, I can't hear your scurrilous remarks!!! :P

Unfortunately you can't see the hand gesture that accompanied the scurrilous remarks