Fortunately, the caterers had made the arrangement to keep it stocked until it was over.

Unfortunately it doesn't seem like its going to get over very soon.

And that's fortunate. :D

Unfortunately, the building was rented out to the "Grandmas against Bingo" club.

Fortunately, we weren't playing bingo.

Unfortunately the Grandmas were in no mood to party.

Fortunately, they decided it was waaaaay past their bedtimes, so they went home to watch Lawrence Welk reruns and put in their curlers.

Unfortunately, they felt the need to lecture some of the partygoers on proper party ettiquette...

Fortunately, they had their hearing aids turned down when the partygoers decided to lecture back.

Unfortunately, the Grandma's decided that everyone needed to have their hair dyed powder peach, powder blue, and powder purple...

Fortunately, the Grandmas were also half-blind, and instead dyed the nearby dogs' hair.

Unfortunately, the dyed dogs died.

Fortunately, the grannies always carried shovels around in the trunks of their Cadillacs for such occasions.

Unfortunately, they ground was frozen

Fortunately, they also had kerosene heaters to fire up.