On the 10th day of Christmas my true love gave to meee....

10 little hickeys
9 doses of Viagra
8 sensual massages
7 sexgods chanting
6 whips a whipping
fiiiiiiive golden showers
4 limbs ties to posts
3 horny wenches
2nipple clips
And a pixie pervert shopping spreeeeeeeee!

On the 11th day of Christmas my true love gave to meee....


11 Hustler Magazines
10 little hickeys
9 doses of Viagra
8 sensual massages
7 sexgods chanting
6 whips a whipping
fiiiiiiive golden showers
4 limbs ties to posts
3 horny wenches
2nipple clips
And a pixie pervert shopping spreeeeeeeee

On the 12 day of Christmas my true love gave to me
12 horny pixies
11 Hustler Magazines
10 little hickeys
9 doses of Viagra
8 sensual massages
7 sexgods chanting
6 whips a whipping
fiiiiiiive golden showers
4 limbs ties to posts
3 horny wenches
2nipple clips
And a pixie pervert shopping spreeeeeeeee

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

One raging hardon ...

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Two erotic poems
And a raging hardon

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me ...

Three open portals,
Two erotic poems
And a raging hardon on me.

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me ...

Four Pregnancy Tests
Three open portals,
Two erotic poems
And a raging hardon on dicksbro.

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me ...

Five color condoms
Four Pregnancy Tests
Three open portals,
Two erotic poems
And a raging hardon on dicksbro. (LMAO SS)

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me ...


Six sexy pictures
Five color condoms
Four Pregnancy Tests
Three open portals,
Two erotic poems
And a raging hardon on dicksbro.

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me ...

Seven Pamela Anderson Videos
Six sexy pictures
Five color condoms
Four Pregnancy Tests
Three open portals,
Two erotic poems
And a raging hardon on dicksbro.
(DB, I COULDN'T leave saying 'on me', now could I???? LOL)

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me ...

Eight pretty panties
Seven Pamela Anderson Videos
Six sexy pictures
Five color condoms
Four Pregnancy Tests
Three open portals,
Two erotic poems
And a raging hardon on dicksbro.

(DB, I COULDN'T leave saying 'on me', now could I???? LOL)

LMAO ... DB

On the nineth day of Christmas my true love gave to me ...

Nine Inflatable dolls
Eight pretty panties
Seven Pamela Anderson Videos
Six sexy pictures
Five color condoms
Four Pregnancy Tests
Three open portals,
Two erotic poems
And a raging hardon on dicksbro.

(DB, I COULDN'T leave saying 'on me', now could I???? LOL)

LMAO ... DB

on the tenth day of christmas my true love gave to me:
ten gorgeous french maidens
nine inflatable dolls
eight pretty panties
seven pamela anderson videos
six sexy pictures
five color condoms
four pregnancy test
three open portals
two erotic poem
and a ragin' hardon on dicksbro

on the eleventh day of christmas my true love gave to me:


eleven sex manuals
ten gorgeous french maidens
nine inflatable dolls
eight pretty panties
seven pamela anderson videos
six sexy pictures
five color condoms
four pregnancy test
three open portals
two erotic poem
and a ragin' hardon on dicksbro

on the twelth day of christmas my true love gave to me:

twelve bottles of beer
eleven sex manuals
ten gorgeous french maidens
nine inflatable dolls
eight pretty panties
seven pamela anderson videos
six sexy pictures
five color condoms
four pregnancy test
three open portals
two erotic poem
and a ragin' hardon on dicksbro