Charming


You found you spouse's porn collection.

Relieved!

Oh wait... I mean charming... yes, charming! ;)

A family of twenty people just moved in next door to you.

Alarming.......... even if they're all swingers!

A friend just came on to you!

Say, you're my friend right? ... Charming

Your boss just came on to you!

It's okay, it's my wife. :) Charming.

Buttermilk

If we're making chicken, or biscuits, ... charming. :)


You just got your chocolate in my peanut butter.

Charming

Stinky socks

Alarming


Wet spot on the carpet.

Annoying, considering how the vast majority of wet spots get onto the carpet. i suppose that fits under the category of "alarming".

Sex with your partner of choice wearing a full biker gang's outfit.

Alarming...but not sure why... something tells me there's more to it.


Waking up tied to the bed.

Alarming



Blindfold sex.

Exhilarating...I mean.. charming.


anal sex

Charming


Sex outdoors

Alarming, I live in the land of 10,000 mosquitoes... probably more.


Sex with the family pet watching.

Charming...the family pets are an iguana and a bearded dragon.


Sex in a tree, with or without the threehouse.