I'm so horny a light breeze could cause an eruption.

I'm so horny a cork in it could be called a deadly weapon. (A cork in it? :confused: :rolleyes2 )

I'm so horny going to read a boring book to try and get over it, cause company's coming

I'm so horny I just told Tess she can do ANYTHING she wants to me tonight. And that girl has an imaginaion. :D

Got that right baby! :spank: :boobs: :bj:

i'm so horney... and he's away :(

come home!!

I'm so horney and it's supper time..grrrrrrrr

I'm so horny and i've already ate supper. :lust:

im so horny i wish i was supper

I am so horney....and shes coming to visit in 2 days!!!!

I'm so horny I need to get off here and go get my woman.

I'm so horny I just caught myself staring out the window...






at a car's exhaust pipe! :eek:

i'm so horny i'd do rosie o'donnell! well, maybe not but rosanne barr, at least.......ok, rosie greer? (ex pittsburgh steeler from the 70's)

I'm so horny that if I don't get some cock soon I'm going to go crazy

Hmmm...I have a cock and I'm still crazy. Maybe I need a place to put it? ha ha

I have a place you might like to put it ;)

I'm so horny and I have to wait till tonight..

I'm so horny I'm thinking of ways to use wd-40, duct tape and a hammer. lmao

I've been so horny that I have used wd-40, duct tape and a hammer. :D

:rofl:

I knew you were creative

I'm so horny I would even get laid with someone using a condom

I'm so horny I just went and bought a case of condoms.

A whole case????

I'm so horny I think we might use them all up.

I'm so horny that I went and bought the condom factory,

I'm so horny i think we could use all the factory could produce

I'm so honry I think we the factory we be working over time for a while.

I'm so horny we would need a freight train to take all the used condoms away

I'am so honry we may need a whole state for the used condoms!!

I'm so horny I think we should start our own horny state.

I'm so horny I think we should go out and spread horniness to every man and woman.

MacGyver?

I'm so horny, I've got my genitals resting on the floor hoping a large truck drives by and shakes the ground.

I"m so honry I came home for lunch.

I'm so horny I wish I was your lunch...

I'm so horny I could eat again!!

I'm so horny I'm going to have to enlist myself in the "panty of the month" club because I am running out of dry ones... ;)

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Think that will have to be the "panty of the day" club...

I'm so horny am going stay sober tonight in order to get laid

I'm so horny I might have to tie him to the bed and keep him in Columbus

I'm so horny I could give a blowjob to a stranger on the back deck :)

OH... wait... I did that alredy! LOL

toooo funny ;) I am just tickled ;)

I'm so horny I wish I was a Jennaflower's stanger.