Unfortunately, a streaker came by and they all had heart attacks and died on the spot

Fortunately, we were all still around, with lots of dead dogs, grannies, and shovels--and plenty of time to dig.

Unfortunately, a swarm of locusts came by and ate the bodies

That was fortunate for us--less work to do.

Unfortunately, we were co-opted by a group of Fem-Doms nad put into shakles

Fortunately, most of us liked that and were willing to be restrained.

Unfortunately they were going to whip the women

Fortunately, all the men stepped in and offered themselves to receive double lashings so the women would be spared. (How chivalrous!) :D

Unfortunately this line of thinking was getting out of hand and Skip had to change the subject

Fortunately, I can play along with that, too, as I'm LMAO @skip. :D

Unfortunately I am so smitten with IAKG I keep playing till it hurts

Fortunately, I won't hurt skippy too much...only enough that he wants me to kiss his owies. ;)

Unfortunately, DB intervenes so that Skip can have a "fortunately"

Fortunately, I'm patient enough to wait around for skip...or anyone else who wants to play this game. :D

Unfortunately the number of people who want to play is dewindling.