Unfortunately I am ready for the orgy now...and there is no one to play with.

Fortunately, at Pixies, finding people thinking about sex isn't too difficult.

Unfortunately, I think most of them are asleep now.

Fortunately that means they're still close by.

Unfortunately it is now the middle of the day and they are all busy.

Fortunately that means the evening hours are still ahead of them.

Unfortunately it is day time here so they are back.

Fortunately, several hours have passed by now.

Unfortunately, the board is getting empty again

Fortunately, it's now Sunday night and I haven't killed my mother yet. :D

Unfortunately, murder often happens at night.

:D

Fortunately, I have a houseful of witnesses, and, even thought I've done much research, I haven't yet figured out a way to kill anyone without getting caught. ;)

Unfortunately they always get there man/ woman in those types of things.

Fortunately, that saves the rest of us from possible harm.

Unfortunately it doesn't do much good for annoying mothers.