Happens to be that I'm already naked... and waiting! :p

waiting for an innocent girl to happen by your way or a seasoned professional?

Professional or innocent or perhaps maybe somewhere in between. ;)

between a rock and a hard spot is where she hoped to be

to be
or not to be
that is the question.......

question reality, live fantasy and love passionately

question
 

-Can I ask you a question?

-What's that?

-An interrogative statement used to test knowledge, but

that's not important right now. Flying High aka Airplane

Airplane sex could be dangerous/thrilling during take offs an landings

Landings are definitely more dangerous, wear two condoms to be safer.

safer than screwing in a moving car

Car sex is one fender bender short of a sex change... :eek:

change into something more comfortable, what something is more comfortable than nothing?

nothing on again !! What am I going to do with you two pervs???? :D

PERVS~R~US

Us watching would like to see some action...