Unfortunately, a lot of the tap water tastes like chlorine. Yuck.

Fortunately, there's always bottled water, or water filters.

Unfortunately, that becomes expensive over time.

Fortunately, if you refridgerate tap water the chlorine comes out.

Unfortunately, not all of us have room in our refrigerators.

Fortunately, I threw all the body parts out of mine so I have plenty of room!

Unfortunately, the dog carried off the parts, exposing your deviance to your neighbors. :D

Fortunately, it wasn't the first time my deviance had been exposed to them. ha ha

Unfortunately, the refrigerator needed a good cleaning before the water could be stored in it.

Fortunately, we have soap for that.

Unfortunately, it didn't take care of the problem.

Fortunately, we can use the refrigerator of my missing neighbors! Oops, did I say that out loud?

Unfortunately, their house is locked.

Fortunately, no home is hard to break into.

(((I like your style, Denny))

Unfortunately, we have morals and probably wouldn't do it. Although we obviously have no problem with killing the neighbors, invading the house is something else...