My backyard is still cornfield

The person below me runs with scissors

Only when chasing small children.

The person below me got a digital camera for Christmas.

Only in my dreams.....and I want one so badly!!!

The person below me bought someone a digital camera for Christmas.

Nope, sorry, diamonds are still THAT girl's best friend!

The person below me made a resolution concerning sex...

...yes, to have more. :)

The person below me is going on vacation soon.

Well, soon is a relative term, so I guess it applies :D

The person below me is getting ready for Valentine's Day!

I shopped all weekend for sexy lingerie..........I can not wait;)

the person below me has been shot in the ass by cupid:D

...more than once. :)

The person below me has already started Christmas shopping for *next* year.

As a matter of fact, I purchased a "Santa Hat" on sale to use next year with my little granddaughter! :D

The person below me is trying to think of a really sexy / kinky gag they can pull on their so/spouse.

yes I need something.....any ideas.. I have to exact my revenge.....he ALWAYS takes me to a nice restaurant then whips out an envelope with a poem in it......nasty nasty sexy yummy stuff....and I flush and blush...I need to pay him back!!:D

the person below me wants to re-enact a porn scene

Yes, yes, yes and Lilith is the pivot.


The person below me wants to sing the melody of sexual fulfilment.

You *knew* it was going to be. :p

The person below me has Friday off.

In fact, I do! :D

The person below me is hoping to get lucky this weekend.

(Wait... is that fair? Aren't we ALL hoping for that? :rolleyes: )

I better, tomorrow is my birthday dammit!

The person below me has a secret admirer

I never know how to answer those notes with "If you like me check this box []"

The person below me is an endless tease.

Oh that would be me me me

The person below me likes to birdwatch

......and sassafras!


The person below me would like to host a Pixie's orgy.

...and you have the first invite, Denny. :D

The person below me watches TV Land.

I have seen it, before I lost my cable.
the person below me is kind hearted.

Yes I am.....but never a pushover! ;)

The person below me is hungry!

Missed it by that much. Just finished eating supper. But thanks for caring :D

The person below me wants some ice cream ...

...well, after I eat my spaghetti.

The person below me has a fireplace in their home.

... and I love the fireplace so very much. Great during these cold months. :)

For something else that can warm you up -

The person below me has a hot tub. (And likes to cram as many people into it as they can :D )

No, I don't. But I wish I did--we could host that first Pixie's orgy there. :D

The person below me woke up this morning without an alarm clock.

I havent set an alarm clock in MONTHS!!!

the person below me ......
just posted new pictures to pixies

You're so sneaky. :D

The person below me needs a haircut.

aye .......that is me........but I am still lettting it grow

the person below me needs help warming up

Definitely--it's awfully cold here.

The person below me is waiting for the Easter Bunny.

I do, you want to volunteer to thaw me out?

The person below me is sleepy

me and I really could use a turn at being below you ;)

the person below me is thinking about a trans Atlantic trip

Gosh, me again. A business trip is in the pipeline....watch out America!!

The person below me has sexual fantasies involving fruit

Mmmm yep, definitely!

A lotta fun can be had with fruit. :)

The person below me wants to do something VERY kinky with ChanServ..

CasperTG

He's so *mysterious.* What a turn on! ;)

The person below me is *also* addicted to smut games.

Do I need to book myself into a clinic for counselling or should I just take myself in hand?

The person below me loves to feel sensual

Honey, when you find the "cure," don't tell me, okay?

And I *definitely* love to feel sensual.

The person below me eats his or her five servings of fruits and vegetables daily.

Easily, along with anything else that I can get on my plate ~lol~
I've just finished a mandarin and an apricot ~mm mm~

The person below me always tries to duck out of doing the dishes

Yep! Oh yep! Always the last to get to the table (so i don't have to help cook or serve) and always the first to leave!

The person below me is a very picky eater!

CasperTG

Well...much, much better than I used to be...but no food can touch any other food, okay? Give me one of those divided plates, please.

The person below me is left-handed.

Well no, but I do pull left handed sometimes, like sleeping with a stranger.

The person below me is scrambled

...only from lack of sleep.

The person below me called his or her mother today.