Fortunately some of us can suppress those morals long enough to do something that pleases us.

Unfortunately, we use this supression talent exclusively for sex...and have no energy left for B&E (breaking and entering)

Fortunately, when sex is not available other outlets are.

Unfortunately, there are no outlets close by. :D

Fortunately...there is Delta.

:D :p :D

Unfortunately...there's no airport near me operating Delta within 90 miles or so. :D

Fortunately, there is Expedia, who can choose the best airline...and National, in case we need to drive the 90 miles (it's not that far!)

Unfortunately, you might get lost coming here, as the closest freeway is about an hour. :D

Fortunately, I'm pretty good at map reading.

Unfortunately, you can't read a map and drive at the same time.

Fortunately, he can bring friends to help!

Unfortunately, there may be no friends available.

Fortunately, I can lend you some.

Unfortunately, you're pretty far away. :)

Fortunately the roads go all places needed to be gone to.