Unfortunately a TV terrorist set off a bomb on the bus blowing all the TV doctors up in a white cloud of smoke.

Fortunately, since they were just TV doctors they woundn't have been any help anyway.

Unfortunately, it looked like that's all the medical personnel that was available to help.

Fortunately the old lady took her teeth out and continued to orally help the other lady revive the town.

Unfortunately, her teeth broke in the middle of "assisting" the mayor.

Fortunately the mayor wasn't seriously hurt as the teeth broke and recovered whole.

Unfortunately, the teeth fell to the ground, where they were immediately covered in dust. They were quickly found, however, when a young girl stepped on them and discovered her big toe smashed between them.

Fortunately, the girls foot had six toes and so the one that was smashed wasn't missed too much.

Unfortunately, the toe was tossed into the river, which was full of flesh-eating pirranah, who then began to have a frenzied hunger.

Fortunately, the pirranah were considered an endangered species so the girl got a large reward for her "sacrifice."

unfortunately, when she limped in to claim her reward it was paid in pirranah bonds

Fortunately, the market had been good to pirranah bonds, and the girl was able to cash them in to buy a snowmobile.

unfortunately, she only had enough to buy the frame, thier was not enough to buy the motor.

Fortunately she had enough friends willing to help push her for favors she would provide.

unfortunately, the favors she performed did not meet thier expectations so they pushed her out onto thin ice.