I'm so horny my dick could be used as a flag pole.

I'm so hormy I am considering installing a drive-thru into my bedroom :D


j/k

:drive:

I'm so horny, Mr Hand doesn't make the A list tonight. :p

I'm so horny, I'm wondering if I'd make the A list :D

^^^immediately writes her name down! :p

I'm so horny I think the feel of massage oil on my skin right now would make me purr.

I'm so horny someone could slide *right* in....

I'm so horny that I could go from 0 to Ready in about 10 seconds.

I'm so horny it wouldn't take 10.....and I bet I could get you there faster....

I'm so horny that my tongue is in desperate need of work.

I'm so horny that I could think of a myriad of ways to keep it busy

I'm so horny that I'd like to start with item #1 on your list! :drool:

I am so horny you could likely make me cum just from that ;)

:drool:

I am so horny that I really need to glide the tip of my tongue across her wetness.

I'm so horny I would want to straddle his lap as he sits at the computer and let him inside me slowly...teasing him until he begs....

I'm so horny that I want to give her a long and satisfying ride, she enjoying my fullness deep inside her.