(((Lixy))) and ((((((Jenna))))))

I almost didn't bump it, but I know skip would be scowling at me if I didn't... I want to let go of the pain, but not if it means letting go of him.

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Binky = Girl that has not reached the age of consent

Gristle = A really hot woman

What's that got to do with the price of beans in Alaska? = That has no relevance to the current topic.

((((Aqua)))) I know I am not alone in this... and that brings me comfort... and you are right... he wouldn't want us to pass up the opportunites...

happier than a pig rolling in shit = very happy

LMFAO. One of my family's favorite euphemisms.

these are a riot!
if it was a snake it woulda bit ya = you've been looking for it and it's been right in front of you the whole time
dumber than a bag of hammers= pretty frikkin stupid
don't bullshit a bullshitter=self explanitory
fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down=again, pretty frikkin stupid
couldn't find his ass with both hands/ couldn't pour water out of a shoe with the directions printed on the sole=oblivious
crazier than a shit-house rat = i dunno really, it just sounds good
runnin around like a chicken with it's head cut of= racing around but getting nothing done
you can't get a leopard to change it's spots=it is what it is and it's futile to try and change it