What is oral sex baby? YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

sugar and spice and all things nice

What is pumpkin pie (sorry, I know you were expecting something really sexy ... :))

Come Saturday morning.

What would osuche like to be doing right now?

Go Bucks!

What did the does keep yelling during the rutting season?

Baby it's cold outside.

what does my s/o say when she needs some "warming up?"

You cum first - no you cum first

What's the kind of debate she's usually likely to win.

Let's have dinner.

What did the lions say before entering the Colisseum with the gladiators?


four score and seven years ago

What's Pantyfanatic's real age?

Sweating and moaning

What's Stephanie bringing heavy groceries up the stairs?

games and goodies

What will happen once Steph gets the groceries put away?

Hopefully

What is hoping Steph takes pictures of what happens once the groceries are away?

hot & cold

What are temperatures that turn me on?

moans & groans

What are sounds that make me horny?

socks and slippers

what are the only things you wear during sex in the winter?

red wine and cheese

What are two simple ways to impress a date when they come over?

Three Blind Mice

What phrase best describes my last threesome?


French cuisine

What else would you call oral with a parisian?
( Oh, welcome home stranger :p )



Blue Balls

What happens when you make love on an open-weave hammock just inches above a pail of ice water?

Blue Flu

How I feel when I have the flu.

Feathers and hot wax.

What is causes a tickle scream?

Gumbo penis.

What is the first recipe in Skip's chapter of my cockbook?




freak on a leash

What four words sum up my last encounter at the S&M club?

Clothespins and wooden spoons.

What are easily available home items that can be used to expand the erotic experience?

Nair and baby lotion.

WHich two things do you NOT want to confuse when changing a diaper?

Vaginal secretions

What's expected both before and after intercourse? :D

Shaved pubes.

What keeps the razor companies selling more razors than ever?

Gigantic breasts

What makes baby eye's bug out?

Soft skin.

What is lotion for?

glistening skin

What does sweat cause?

Good Humor Man.

Who creates havoc in our neighborhood?

female porn star

What do you need with a John Holmes type fella?

Fill 'er up.

What I'd like to do with my female pixie mates.

squeeze

What impulse does both a woman and a toothpaste tube generate in a guy?

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way!

WHo wants to celebrate Christmas all year?

Chocolate covered

What did the cherry want to be for Easter?

Smooth shaven

Describe my pussy?

Incorrigible

What are the feelings a guy gets when he's describing osuche's pussy? :lust:

Sentimental

what is a memory of a first love?

for love or money

What are two good reasons for doing something?

Correct change, please ...

What the soft drink machine requires when you only have quarters.

Frustration