I'm so horny, going to go in the shower and get myself off....

I;m so horny, I'm plotting ways to get my MIL out of the house :D

I'm so horny I cant sleep

I'm so horny, I am like, osuche, am trying to get some time alone with hubby today...

I'm so horny I'm going to ambush him when he gets home :slurp:

i'm so horny i wanted you to take your camera!

I so horny I might use the camera to get off

"I;m ready for my close up, Mr. Demille!

i'm so horny, but i have to play alone tonight while the wife is on a shoot in houston! :(

I'm so horny that Tess has locked me up in the closet and wont let me out.

I'm so horny I want to be in the closet with you

I am so horny i am thinking about being in a shower......lol

I'm so horny I am going to read to take my mind off of it...

I am so horny i am going to take a shower..............lol

Exactley.. i am on my way to the shower right now!

Im so horny thinking about Suzy all wet and soapy

I'm so horny I could fuck a Canuck

Hope i helped in getting you so high

I'm so horny I'd sell my soul for a blow job

I'm so horny...the birds are afraid to fly past my window!

I'm so horny even my lesbian neighbors are starting to look appealing. :p

oooooooooooh boy!!.......lol...to be a neighbour.............


I'm so horny....when i take a shower in cold water....the room fill up with steam

I'm so horny I have to sleep on my back.

I'm so horny I wish he was here right this minute.

I'm so horny, I wish my baby was here in my office right now

I'm so horny I can't keep the thoughts of his tongue :drool: on me out of my mind.

I'm so horny, my wife's teddy bear is starting to look nervous. :)

I'm so horny my cock is throbbing in my briefs.

I'm so horny that my briefs are throbbing in time with my cock. ;)

I'm so horny the computer is starting to look good.

I'm so horny, I could be a coffee creamer. :rolleyes2

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm lick, lick

I'm so horny I could lick your cream.

I'm so horny I have to have someone walk in front to open the doors. :D

I'm so horny I'm knocking on doors before I reach them

I'm so horny I'm constantly on the verge of passing out from lack of blood flow to my brain.

I'm so horny, I think I'll go take a nice long shower

i'm so horny that i have taken to sitting on a towel

I'm so horny, I wish I were that towel :rofl:

I'm so horny, I awoke this morning with my bottom half 6" off the bed

I'm so horny, I have to be careful when standing in lines.

I'm so horny....period.