OMG she is so young to have figured out the secret place they hide their brains :p

:rofl:^^^

through snorts of laughter, i told her she'd just made a fantastic pun. at her look of confusion i said i'd explain it all to her later

:jester: :jester: :jester:

Lol^^^^

Mr Osuche color coordinating his boxers and shirt. :rofl:

The story of the Naugha

My Little Toy Rat Terrier ................. he is way to smart and a Joker to Boot.

Someone that leaves no room to breath.

Watching my taped Greys Anatomy and Boston Legal shows.

IMing with a good friend. :x:

this sounds bad but... my friend is on a 3 week caribean cruise.
and i l heard that pirates had attacked a cruise liner the oher day
well the day before she travelled she sprained her ankle... its just got to be her ship!

^^^The ships name wouldn't be the Black Pearl would it *LOL*

lol, thats all i could think of... was only watching that at the weekend co-incedently

Different sea, different continent, different hemisphere. Other than that, I don’t know if your friends sprained ankle could have been a bad omen or not. :rofl:




;)

Being accused of being off my rocker. :grin:
I'm not scared!!

Mrs. WI telling me "maybe we can go to bed early tonight ;)"

The sound effect he made when he told me he might wake me up when he finishes work.

a phone message from my sister saying "you're giung to be an aunt"
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to a new puppy

That today, the US congress called the heads of the oil monopoly on the carpet and told them they are beginning to suspect that they have been raping the shit out of the people and they don’t think it fair that their profits for one quarter was an average of $110.00 for every man, woman and child in America :yikes: ....BECAUSE THEY COULD. They were so upset they threatened to put a wind-fall tax on the companies :whack: that would make it fair and they could get their share :hug: of the plunger that was bled out of the people. :D








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This isn't the 'what made you cry today' thread, PF

Expensive porn and the generic alternative. :grin:

the name of my deo. "sweet surrender"

come...smell my pit and surrender to me
:rofl:

The Scouts. Those clamheads couldn't organize a drunk in a Distillery.

Talking about who makes more noise at night, him or her :hair:

a neighbor, bending over and his pants ripping

My wife's kitten and his antics...

a friend and I discussing and wondering why there is brail on drive up ATMs?????

going in to buy a vacuum and coming out with a vacuum and more knowledge than i care to have about a certain salesman and the russian space program.

:spin::spin::spin:

^^^^ wyndhy

The cat sitting on the Booger's computer desk and watching it snow out the window for 20 minutes.

PF on a mission

The bagger at the grocery store walking me to the truck and saying "I bet you get picked on a lot"...I was thinking "do I fall for this" and I said "why is that?" He said, "such a little lady driving such a big truck". I just giggled...wanted to hug him, do a back flip and anything else....can't remember being called a little lady and it sureeee felt good to hear it!

^^^^^ that

My youngest told me his gecko kept coming out of his pants....heres me trying to figure where the hell he got a gecko from...when he bent over and showed me he had a hole in the crutch of his pants and his wang kept poking out....OMG...i laughed my ass off eh

Apparently thats what he calls it LMAO

At first I was thinking a lizard molting ... OMG ... LMAO! :D

Did you fix it, or just tell him some day it'd make him the center of attention? :D

OMG that is hillarious Alasse

My 6 year old's antics!

my dog running around in the snow

Nothing yet, I just got out of bed.

Hubby pointing out a commercial for a local hospital with a picture of "the stroke team" that's how they say it on the commerical. I'd like to see them in action!

like the boy in the bath told his mom...

"it's mine and I'll wash it as fast as i want to"

So do you have to make appointments at your hospital?