Unfortunately you are correct.

Fortunately we're not dealing with anything that serious here, are we?

Unfortunately I can't say that for sure. LOL

Fortunately, I know someone who knows some good attorneys. ;)

Unfortunately most of the time they need money for their services.

Fortunately they do or every idiot would have one.

Unfortunately, idiots can find a way to cheat the system.

Fortunately, we're all smart people and can usually figure out who the idiots are.

Unfortunately Idiots abound and somedays you can't turn a corner without running into a gaggle of them.

spellling error ack!

Fortunately, we can always turn another corner.

Unfortunately they hide around many corners.

Fortunately there are some pretty cool people around some of those corners as well.

Unfortunately not knowing them may not be to healthy.

Fortunately, I've found some pretty interesting corners.

Unfortunately none are here right now.