Adventurer sounds good.

Bar tender or patron?

Bar Tender


Ski Diver or flat as a pancake

Much as I hate heights, I can't imagine wanting to be flat as a pancake so I'll say sky diver. ;)

radio or television talk show host?

radio... I like the idea of having people secretly turned on by my voice...

talk-show host, or game-show host?

talk-show host ... most of the games bore me

pool shark or pool lifeguard?

Pool shark.

Marketer or salesman?

Salesman

Porno movie producer or star?

Stripper, I'm already a whore LOL

politician or lawyer?

politician


researcher or teacher?

researcher

town or country ( to live in )

town

cashier or bagger

cashier

private eye or public spectacle

private eye

bastard or sonuvabitch ? (ehehe trying to inject a little humor here)

Tough choice...............




fucked or sucked?