Fortunately her frame floats so she is able to paddle back to shore. Being upset she drops her drawers and pisses on the sidewalk.

unfortunately, as quickly as she pisses it freezes and she slips and falls and brakes her butt bone, so she can't sit on her snowmobile frame.

Fortunately the town folks place her in the frozen piss so her broken butt bone doesn't swell up.

unfortunately, the towns people decide to pee more feeling thier is not enough to keep the swelling down and intomb her in frozen piss

Fortunately the young lady is so turned on by being pissed on by the whole town she doesn't feel the pain.

unfortunately, she has an orgasm and it freezes, which in turn freezes her sex

Fortunately, at that moment, the witch from Hansel and Gretel starts up her oven, which in turn melts the ice.

Unfortunately she is about to put Hansel and Gretel in the oven.

Fortunately Gretel distracts the witch by lifting her skirt and Hansel hits her with a frozen pizza.

Unfortunately it's a mini pizza and it doesn't do much good.

Fortunately the witch is distracted testing Hansel's bone to see if he is big enough to eat

Unfortunately, his bone is a 'mini' too.

Fortunately, he knew how to use it like a cannon and shot the witch in the eye.

Unfortunately it was her bad eye and she grabbed both Hansel and Gretel and the pizza and threw them all into the oven.

fortunately, she did not pay her gas bill and had noway to cook them, she also had a bad back so cutting wood was out of the question