What does a football player have in common with my balls?

Suck and lick

What are two basics for eating popsicles?

Cream or sugar?

What would you like in your coffee?


ding dong

What did Mr. Bell call his willie?

(It was actually Ding's dong ... I just took some artistic license :D)

Pictures at eleven.

what happened when they found me nekkid in public.


The Headline: Sex addicts

How did the press refer to the flocking patterns of the Global Pixie?

Tender loving care.

What do the pixie ladies deserve?


Longing

What your dick does when interacting with a Pixies lady.


Lickable.

What is osuche's best side?

Inviting

How do Pixie guys refer to Pixie ladies?

Smoldering

What do my eyes do when I look at you?


Alluring

What's one method of "afishing"?

parking lot

Where is someones fantasy place to have sex?

Six

What's my favorite kind of "-ty nine"?

propane tank

what fuels the fire?


junk food