I'm so horny, I may have to unzip my fly.

I'm so horny I could suck the chrome off the tail pipe of a '57 chevy

I'm so horny, after your post Kathy1, I'm sitting here honking. BEEP. BEEP. :)

I'm so horny, I'd keep you naked and hard alllllllll day!!

I'm so horny I just licked Kathy1's av!

I'm so horny, I'm wishin' it was me and not my AV

I'm so horny, that i woke up with a hard-on and it hasn't gone down yet

I'm so horny, two matadors held up their capes when they saw me.

I'm so horny the rolling donut better watch out

I'm so horny, it's trying to play "Charge!"

I'm so horny, there's a "slippery when wet" warning tattoed on the inside of my left thigh

I'm so horny, I'll have to check ^^^^ that out using a braille technique. :lust:

I'm so horny, i'd prefer you use the lip-reading method.

I'm so horny my lips puckered up immediately. :drool:

I'm so horny, my lips did the same......now, did i say which ones???

I'm so horny, I think I'll start at the bottom and work up. ;)

I'm so horny, I think I'll just work you up

I'm so horny ... I'll go with about anything. :drool:

I'm so horny the crack of dawn is not safe.

I'm so horny, I'm fit for a slit. :eek:

I'm so horny.

I'm so horny I might have to stop typing

I'm so horny I can easily relate to TinglingTess' detailed description. :lust:

I'm so horny I just might have to do something about it. (any takers)

I'm so horny I'm sitting here naked rubbing myself.

I'm so horny, I'm looking at naked pics on the internet

I'm so horny, I was watching a show on TV about the ice age and the snow started to melt. :eek:

i'm so horny I ripped a hole in my sweats

I'm so horny, the donuts are looking for their holes.

I'm so horny someone better lookout

I'm so horny ... I can't think of anything to say! Arrrg!

I'm so horny my palm itches

I'm so horny I'm starting to find bananas sexy

I'm so horny I think I have to touch myself... :lust:

I'm so horny I've doing that all damn morning. Why don't you touch me, and I'll touch you, and we'll both be happier?

:cheers:

I'm so horny I've given up green M&Ms

I'm so horny, I could touch you both. :D

Oh, heck, I'm game!

I'm so horny I could stay in a threesome like that all day long

I'll work on the logistics!

I'm so horny I think I'll get naked right now. And then....

I'm so horny I'll crawl right through this phone line and join you

I'm so horny I'm thinking of Cindy Kim's hand on me instead of mine