Holding out for a Penis (Hero) by Bonnie Tyler

Where have all the good cocks gone
And where are all the gods?
Where’s the street-wise Pricks
To fill the waiting broads?

Isn’t there a mighty prick upon a fiery steed?
Late at night she tosses and turns and dreams of what she needs

"I need a penis
I'm holding out for a penis 'till the end of the night
It's gotta be strong
And it's gotta be fast
And it's gotta be standing upright.

I need a penis
I’m holding out for a penis 'till the morning light
It’s gotta be sure
And it’s gotta be soon
And it’s gotta be larger than life
Lager than life!"

:D

Crossed Eyed Penis (Mary) Jethro Tull

OMG!!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: LMAO!!!

Danny's Toy (Penis)

Oh danny's toy, his pipe, his pipe is softening
From base to glans and down the leggin's side
The spunk is gone, and all the drops are falling
It’s through, it’s through and now he's lost his stride

But cum comes back when Suzie’s on the pillow
Or when her valley’s flushed and wet with flow,
It’s I’ll be there in her sublime, and shadow
Oh danny's toy, oh danny's toy, she loves you so

;)

Indiana Jones and the Penis of Doom

Lost in Penis (space)

The Penis Horror

Finding Penis (Nemo)

The last Penis to Clarksville

from Penis (Hell)

I can't get no Penis

Fast Times at Penis (Ridgemont) High

Home Penis (depot)

Barnes & Penis (Nobles)

The Farmer in the Penis (Dell)

Cumming thru Penis (Coming to America)

Okie From Muskogee/ Merle Haggard 1969
 

We don't smoke PENIS in Muskogee;
We don't take our trips on PENISES
We don't burn our PENISES down on Main Street;
We like livin' right, and bein' free.
I'm proud to be an PENIS from Muskogee,
A place where even PENISES can have TWO ballS
We still wave Old PENISES down at the courthouse,
And PENIS is still the biggest thrill of all.
We don't make a party out of PENISES
We like holdin' PENISES and pitchin' woo;
We don't let our PENISES grow long and shaggy,
Like the PENISES out in San Francisco do.
And I'm proud to be an PENIS from Muskogee,
A place where even PENISES can have 2 balls
We still wave Old PENISES down at the courthouse,
And PENIS is still the biggest thrill of all.

Leather COCK RINGS are still in style for manly PENISwear;
Beads and Roman sandals won't be seen.
Football's still the roughest thing on PENISES
And the kids here still respect the college PENIS


We still wave Old PENISES down at the courthouse,
In Muskogee, Oklahoma, USA.

OK OK Maybe I went to far, but I just don't know when to stop playing with my PENIS :grin:

Don't rock the Penis

sitting on the dock of the penis (bay)

Hey Little Penis (One)

Locomotive Penis (Breath)

Unchained Penis (Melody)

Penis on the hill (fool)

Sixteen Penises (Tons)

walking in a PENIS wonderland (winter)

Love Me Penis (Tender)

The Star Spangled Penis

She'll be Cumming on the Penis (She'll be Coming Around the Mountain)

The Penis will Rock (cradle)

She'll be Cumming Around the Penis (She'll be Coming Around the Mountain)

All around the PENIS ( watchtower )

Wankle, Wankle Little Penis (Twin ... oh, heck, you know. :D)

The Penis on the hill

I Wish I Were an Oscar Mayer Penis

Black Penis (Dog)

Danny Boy's Penis

You remember that song don't you ...

Oh Danny boy, your pipes, your pipes subsiding,
From glans to glans, and down the smooth shaft’s side,
The pre-cum’s gone, and all the skin is drying,
‘Tis true, ‘tis true, it came on your new bride.
But cum ye’ back when semen’s in the hanging sack,
Or when the legs are wrapped around your back,
‘Tis you’ll be bare on sheets as cool as fallen snow,
Oh Danny boy, oh Danny boy, it cums and goes.

And if you cum, while her sweet puss is waiting,
And when you shoot your semen in her hair,
You’ll cum and cum, her lovely lips a gapping,
She’ll kneel and gulp the jism in the air.

And you’ll feel it soften when she does her thing to thee,
And all your dreams will warm and sweeter be,
And should she fail to tell you of her love for thee,
Then stick it in and cum again for she.

Then stick it in and cum again for she.

:D

The Penis (Tick) Code

Penis the Magic Dragon (Puff)

On top of olde Penis

Hello People!!! It says ALPHABETICAL ORDER!! Y'all got it way messed up. Galatea even pointed that out on the first page, and still no one paid attention.