Doctor (not really, but I had to pick one or the other :))

Farmer or Gardener

Cattle farmer ... that way, I know where the beef is. ;)

Pole vaulter or distance runner?

Swimmer

Participant or by-stander?

Participant

hyvee checker or walmart?

WalMart checker

Golf or Tennis Pro

Golf. Then I get to smoke cigars and walk around outside all day.

:D


Ohio State or Michigan?

OSU

Attendie or Alum?

Neither, never went to college.


Popcorn or pretzels?

You want me to be a pretzel or some popcorn? Okay my humor may sometimes be twisted (like a pretzel) or corny (like popcorn) ... but I'm not sure I want to be either. I'd just get eaten......







hmmmm ... eaten ..... :rolleyes:






okay, I'll be both. :D :D


Captive or captor?

Today, captor. Ask me again tomorrow for a possibly different answer.

Doctor or Vet?

Vet, animals are near to me.

Large animal or small animal vet?

Small animal. Dogs and cats ... things soft and furry and generally friendly.

Bird watcher or wildlife photographer?

Photographer so I can share with all.

nude or porn photographer?