Race driver. I LOVE cars.

Drive cross country or fly?

Fly and rent a great car, Hertz used to rent out GT350's back in the day. What a great rental!

Helmsman or deckhand?

MMM....good taste in cars too.

Deckhand. That way I can smell the sea breeze.

Wind sailing or parasailing?

Wind.

racing or cruising?

Racing. I like the adrenaline rush.

Stripper or bodyguard?

cattle, can you tell I'm not a vegetarian?

Coffee grower or Coca grower?

Coffee. Although I don't really have a green thumb.

Gynecologist or proctologist?

Gynecologist

Septic system cleaner or chimney sweep.

chimney sweep

primary school teacher or high school teacher?

High School teacher - little kids make me crazy! ha ha

carnival worker or toll booth operator?

carnival worker

telephone operator or telemarketer?

Telephone operator

Military ... officer, NCO or EM?

EM



CNN or MSNBC?

Doesn't matter, I like most cartoon shows ... :D

(Which one has the Road Runner?)

Bacon and eggs or pancakes and sausage?