Gollee … yuz asks sum really tuf uns. I suspect yep, but kin we eber knows til's we gets der?

Does that make me a philosopher?

You aren't?

What am I being accused of now?

Could it have been simply a case of mistaken identity?

Where was the mistake?

Were you in a lineup and got chosen?

Is it true that I was the shoe the perp was wearing while committing the crime?

So, you were the shoe? :yikes:

Could I just lived in it, with the old woman?

That is a possibility, isn't it?

Is that an Omaha-class cruiser in your current av?

I'm not sure that it was. I thought the Omaha class was a four-funnel light cruiser dating from WWI or post WWI. In any case, the photo wasn't labeled and so I'm not really sure.

You are correct, it's just post-WWI.

And today's looks like a Baltimore-class heavy cruiser.

Kind mist dat pickure … looky like one of dem ol' time sailin' ships. Dem were sure pretty wenen't dey?

Are there tall ship festivals in your area?

Not really. Peoria (about 10 miles from us) is on the Illinois river and we see a lot of river traffic there. Now and then a special event … like a touring WWII LST or a replica of Columbus' ship La Nina or a cruise boat like our Spirit of Peoria paddle wheeler. No tall ships, though. I'm afraid the bridges would impede their movement up the river.

The real question is, living up the river the way you do, do you have a paddle?

Not a bad idea. Got one you can spare?

Would that be a spare inner tube for river rafting?

Do you think it's getting too chilly for river rafting?

Could you go to someplace warmer for that?

Where would you suggest?

Isn't it mid-spring in the southern hemisphere?

You sure couldn't tell it by looking out our windows. Anyway, more power to them. I'm glad somebody is maybe enjoying better weather than us.

Guess I didn't have a question. So, "Why not?", I ask myself.

"Because." I answered.

"What's that suppose to mean?"

"How am I suppose to know?"

Do I even know what I'm talking about?

You probably do … but do I? That's the question, isn't it?

Is the answer found in the question?

Is there an answer … a real answer?

Is the real answer what you make of it?

Sounds reasonable, doesn't it?

Is what should be what is?

Wouldn't the song sung by Doris Day be appropriate here … "Que sera, sera … what will be will be?"

Gotta' admit, DB, ain't heard nuttin' bout Doris Day fer a long time. I thinks yuz right bout da song.

Could he possibly be wrong about the song?

Would I do that to you guys?

Do you do unto others as you would have others do unto you?

I certainly try, do you?

It seems the only way it works is do unto others as they will do unto you but do it first.


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