cosmetic surgeon

druggist or cashier

druggist

strip club waitress or MC?

MC. I hate those little outfits...and the tips aren't that great.

Leather club or gay bar?

How do you know? One of the best nights of entertainment I ever had was in a gay bar.

stripper or madam?

Stripper. I don't like selling others' bodies.

Executive recruiter or consultant?

Talked to one today, ex. head hunter, that would do.

Porn star or B movie actress?

Porn star. I have no illusions about my acting ability.

Cross dresser or streaker?

latter

Construction manager or explosive researcher?

Construction manager. I like control.

((of course, I also like explosions...I am a CHem E))

The person below me is an expert in chemistry

Wait a minute, what happened to "I want to be"?
I'm not. Sis knows a lot about delivery propellants and warhead explosive but not me!

Bartender or Psychologist?

Computer programmer

Salesperson or office worker?

Policeperson