Is there any other way?

You like to fondle your partner as you lie in bed falling asleep at night

Actually, just about anytime is good for me. :D

You had some car maintenance done recently.

Not too long ago had to have the door locks repaired

What'd you do this weekend?

It was so hot, other than running to the store on Saturday and church on Sunday ... we pretty well stayed home in the air conditioning.

Have you bought any new clothes recently?

Bought new shoes and some new bowling shoes last week.



You decided no matter what you were going to take a vacation.

Well, not exactly. We've taken a number of short trips ... including three over-nighters ... but no real vacation trip. Maybe next year.

You like to go to sports bars with your so/spouse.

Haven't in a while.


You love cuddling with your spouse\SO.

Very true.

You've wanted to get your lawn mowed but the weather hasn't been cooperating.

No don't have a yard.



You love viewing you spouse/SO naked.

True. Always have ... always will. :)

The cheerleader routines are the best part of (American) football.

Yes even the unexpected clothing malfunctions.



You love to pleasure your spouse/SO orally.

Absolutely. One of life's great pleasures is to do good things for her.

You went on a picnic this past weekend.

Haven't had the chance yet.


You enjoy setting in a lawn chair at night.

I do ... but this year I just haven't been able to. :(

You recognize the constellation Orion the Hunter when you see it.

Yes I can.


You enjoy the finer things in life.