I'm so horny I'm going full circle to the idea of I touch you, you touch me, and, sure, anyone who wants to join is welcome!

I'm so horny I'm going to have to start making up excuses for my pants looking the way they do. :)

I'm so horny I'm going to have to wash the sheets...again.

I'm so horny, I could stand behind you and watch. :D

I'm so horny.......period.

Ditto

I'm so horny......that if i took a shower right now i'd have my own hook to hang the towel on after i dry off :D

.......and would that "hook" be the top of my head as i knelt down before you and proceeded to lick off every droplet of water?

I'm so horny......that if each droplet of cum was a grain of sand.....i could create an island :D

i'm so horny that the flood in my panties is gonna spill out and become the ocean around your island

I'm so horny.....that my island will develope a volcano that may erupt into your ocean :jester:

I'm so horny after reading the above few posts!

I'm so horny the beach just grew

I'm so horny, I'm beginning to worry that the Kleenex may be pregnant. :eek:

I'm so horny just bend over now

I'm so horny you could stick me to a rhino's forehead and all the lady rhino's would say "Well hello big boy!!"

I'm so horny, I can have fantasies of being a towel rack.

I'm so horny it's time to change threads

I'm so horny I must take care of things.

I'm so horny that posts like ^^^^^ don't help at all!!

I'm so horny I'm going to do what IWM is doing^^^^^^^^^^

Guess what? I'm so horny again, I'm going to take care of things.....brb

ditto^

I'm so horny, I wish you were here to take care of me

mmm 69 would be great now..

I'm always so horny, I think 69 would be good anytime.

I'm so horny thinking of IWM & grkbabigurl taking care of things my mind is slipping into masturbatory meltdown

I'm so horny it might be time to rub one out

I'm horny now...thinking of that ^^^

I'm so horny knowing you must be wet

haha

I'm so horny my pillows better watch out tonight.

I'm so horny I'm sweating in the chilly night air.

I'm so horny it's movie time

I'm so horny, my cock beat me home from work. :)

I'm so horny thank god for the extra butter for the :corn:

I'm so horny my panties are a bit damp

I'm so horny a lady rhino fell in love with my shorts.

I'm so horny it's time for :corn:

;) yeah, good thinking

I'm so horny, it'd probably punch it's own hole in the bottom of the popcorn tub. :)