I'm so horny I would go look in a bar for a date...

I'm so Horny,i would sit in a bar and hope a lovely was looking for a date

I'm so horny I would get out my vibrator...

i'm so horny,i'll pretend to be your vibrator

I'm so horny I'm thinking about saying "yes" to the first woman who asks!

:p

I'm so horney, but I have flirted, but never straight out asked.."can we fuck?"

:sex:

I'm so horny, I might ask the next lady I meet.

Coaster, please let me introduce myself..my name is T.....rofl

I'm so horny, I wish I could stay home and get off instead of going out.

:wine:

I'm so Horny,i will stay home and think of you getting off

i'm so honry i think i might get out the ice tonight... and the toys. it's time to play...


...oh playful1.... :)

I'm so horny, Betty Boop brings bigness to my boner. :)

I'm so horny old pics of Charles Atlas make me wet.

I'm so horny that Tess is in for the time of her life!!

I'm so horny, if she said breakfast I'd dive right in. :lust: