yacht

power or sail?

Sail

Lake or Ocean

I think ya all are getting this thread confused with the Versus thread

It sposed to be between things that a human can actually be!! :D:D

Lion Tamer or Dog Trainer

dog trainer(have a thing for bitches)

Toilet pumper or Garbage collector?

Dog trainer

prince or pulper?

Prince

Sexy or smart?

sexy (i'm already smart)

wanted or needed?

needed

attractive or seductive?

Ooops, off track.

Model or Playboy?

Model

Painter or Sculptor?

painter

nude model or clothed model

Country person

racer or spectator

Spectator

Reverend or Congregant

Congregant

partier or beer runner

Beer runner (can't stand to drink the stuff!)

Pilot or Passenger

passenger

porn star or porn viewer

Porn star (if I had the body for it ;))

Pimp or hooker?

Hooker, I like to play, not the business end.

Porn Star or Hooker?

Hooker

Porn movie producer or Painter of nude models?

Painter of nude models. Any volunteers?

ship or plane's captain?

A ship - I've canoed and been on many ferries . . . no take off or landings with boats!

Dog or lion trainer?

Dog

cartoonist or computer geek?

Is there a difference? Okay, cartoonist. At least that sounds like more fun. Plus, pencils don't crash (often).

hearts: surgeon or advice to the lonely columnist?

advice to the lonely columnist

sports columnist or editorial writer?

Sports columnist

scuba diver or submarine crew member

scuba diver


Invisible or psychic?

OMG, those are hard choices!!! How long could I be either one? :) I think I'd have to go with invisible because I'm such a Curious Geroge!

Magician or politician?

Magician

Carnival barker or Blackjack dealer?

Blackjack dealer - seems like less work and it's one of the few card games I know how to play.

Bouncer or bartender?

bartender (not big enough to be a bouncer)


Waitress or cook?

I'll be a cook. I'm afraid one of those little black and white dresses just wouldn't do much for my boyish figure. :D :D

Jogger or juggler?

Juggler....you should see how I juggle all the different browser windows when hubby is around. :D

acrobat or animal trainer?

animal trainer (due to a conversation with Lilith earlier in chat....thought I would come to this thread for some ideas......omggg! was I wrong! LOL!)

scientist or brain surgeon

Scientist


Astronomer or Astrologer?

Astonomer (I always thought that'd be so neat!)

In control or subservient

That's a difficult one, as neither one particularly appeals to me. But if I have to choose, the I guess, subservient.


dancer or musician?

Dancer. I thought maybe a ballet dancer so maybe I could look up at all those tutus. :)

Politician or Gangster?

politician



prison guard or teacher?

Prison Guard...

Lawyer or a Criminal

What's the difference? Hmmmm. Being a criminal would be taking the high and honorable road. So ... I'll be the lawyer! Hee hee.

Pancakes and sausage or bacon and eggs?

(Love your avatar, Jenna.)