Hard???? In the words of Urkel............Did I do thattttttttttttttttttt????????? :D :D

do
 

do that to me one more time!

one more time and you will feel the sting of my whip :D

Whip this, baby!! :p

baby you drive me wild!;)

Wild sex is something to look forward to... ;)

to be, or not to be...that is the question....eh, who cares, let's get to it!!!

get to it sweet boy... time's a wastin' and I am not getin' any younger :D

Younger or older doesn't matter much, I'm more concerned with experience.

with experience comes the knowledge that it isn't how much sex you have, but how much good sex you have that counts......

<counts on both hands for 5 minutes, then gives up> I can't keep track of all the good sex I've had!

all the good sex I've had would be forgotten once I sampled your goodies

Your Goodies are something to be desired!!;)

to be desired by all the lovely Pixies ladies must make your head swell;)

Swell it does, and swoon... but I do not consider myself worthy of such fine attention!