Computer user. Was a programmer for years ... now I like to complain about the glitches. :D

Drinker or dancer?

Dancer if that means I can have a sexy woman in my arms (of course, maybe that could happen as a Drinker also)


Air Traffic Controller or Air Freight Hauler?

Air Freight Hauler...just have to fly one down safely then not twenty


Pizza delivery or pickup?

Pickup normally. Once in a while we'll get it delivered.

Supreme or Pepperoni?

Pepperoni (with tomatoes)


garment worker or assembly line worker?

Better be an assembly line worker.

Pizza Place ... Cook or wait on tables?

Wait on tables.


Post office -- mailman or counter worker?

mailman, those vans are bad ass.

female high school drop out or male college graduate (class of 2003)?

Note: You cannot change any of the choice. So it is deeper than saying you would rather be male or female. If you choose to be famale, then you choose high school drop out as well. If you choose male then you are also a college graduate.

(Can we stop talking about pizza? Geesh, it is bad enough I have to work in a pizza place all my life I would rather not have my life's calling talked about as if it were some horrible fate.)

male college graduate -- I can't imagine being a drop out. Of course, I can't imagine being a boy, either. :D

Elf or dwarf?

Elf - but only because of the cool shoes and Sharni's elf fetish.

Coffee Grinder or Organ Grinder (with the monkey of course)?

Organ grinder, for variety. But only if you'll be my monkey, WI.

:D

Escort service or "call girl" (or male equivalent)?

I can hear you now... "Dance Monkey Boy! Dance! Shake that money-maker...Momma needs a new pair of shoes!" lol

Call girl...so I'm a dirty little whore. That doesn't make me a bad person, does it?

Is that a question?

WI, I've always admired your ability to be a dirty little whore.

Pardon my lapse...I was daydreaming. ha ha

Would you rather be a forest ranger or a New York City doorman?

Forest ranger. I like communing with nature.

What would you rather plant -- Trees or vegetables?