Trees becuase vegetables are yucky!

You are trapped in a room full of Star Trek geeks who have not bathed in a long time. You have to play a game of strip poker.

Win or lose?

Lose ... fast. :D

Would you rather be the door man or the bell boy?

Pilot

Would you rather be a lion that mates up to 50 times a day or a pig whose orgasm lasts up to 30 minutes? (Just got that information in an e-mail. Interesting, huh?)

pig (never would have thought it would be my animal of choice)

dentist or pediatrician?

pediatrician (close call...whining kids with runny noses or complaining patients with aching teeth and bad breath :D )


costumed Daffy Duck character at Universal Studios or costumed Donald Duck character at DisneyWorld?

Daffy Duck

a urologist or a gynocologist???

Gynocologist ... I think. :)

Tax collector or Insurance salesperson?

Insurance salesperson. SOmetimes it can really help people

Lawyer or doctor?

Lawyer...I always wanted to be a lawyer,

Auto Mechanic or The Happy Hooker?

happy hooker - more familiar with the material :D

madam or john?

madam.....

Wedding coordinator or Marriage councelor

I guess I'll be the Marriage Counselor.

High School Teacher or University Professor?

University Professor---don't think I could put up with a bunch of teenagers....

Real Estate owner or salesperson?

Real Estate Owner

Clergy or lay person