Clergy...of course, I would make a *bad* nun :D

Postal clerk or mail man?

postal clerk

School teacher or crossing guard

School teacher

Naughty nurse or naughty cop?

naughty nurse :D

porn star or stripper

porn star (playing a needy patient :D :D)

Traffic Cop or School Crossing Guard?

Traffic cop

Homicide or Vice?

Vice. Sounds like more fun (but bet it isn't) ... but I'm sure homicide wouldn't be. :(

Beef or pork?

Beef, if I must. Only eat it about 5 times a year.

Chicken or fish?

Man, if I pick one I am a chicken...if I pick the other I stink like fish....can i not answer??? hehehe

sand or concrete?

I want to be ... sand? :)

I want to be an artist or a model?

A model, they get the big bucks.


Would you rather.....


Jump from an airplane

or

Jump into a pit of snakes?

Jump from an airplane




I want to be: a stripper or a voyeur?

voyeur......this body is not going to do much stripping I am afraid.

I want to be a porn producer or porn star?

Producer

i want to be a pair of brittany spears panties or jessica simpsons panties?

Britney's, so I can see how full of it she really is.


A garbage man or jr high janitor?