yes

HYEML on the deck of a sailboat?

I've never been on a sailboat. :(


HYEML in a hospital room?

nope......... unless she jumped my while i was under!!! hehe

Have you?

No, I've only been in the hospital for that cruel side effect to sex known as childbirth. Fortunately, I found the cure. ;)


HYEML under a bridge?

not exactly under it, but it was incredibly big bride and i was very nearly under it, if that counts!!

Have you ever made love on a water bed?

Once ... at a motel in Wawa, Ontario. We stayed there one night as we were driving around Lake Superior on the Canadian side.

HYEML or been made love to while tied up and blindfolded?

I have! There may have been a third party involved in one situation.

HYEML in a closet?

Nope, need a little more room than that

Have you ever made love with someone else on your mind?

I suppose I have, but, generally I'm just thinking about my wife.

HYEML under a Christmas tree (or Winter Shrub, if you prefer :D)?

yes

Have you ever made love on your desk?

Actually no........ wanna?

HYEML far in the woods with NO chance of being discovered?

nope, the places we did it we could have easily been caught

Have you?

yep yep........ many times!

HYEML on a flat roof-top?

Nope

HYEML on a boat?

Well, just a rowboat and just fondling. :( But it is a fantasy.

HYEML on a roof?