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My seemingly never ending lack of common sense. :eek:
I got a card in the this morning's mail from Mr. & Mrs. DB and my first thought was, "Oh my god, DB sent me a Steak & BJ Day card!" :banghead: Honestly, that's the thought that went through this thick head of mine. :rolleyes: |
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...and 'Mummy, when I'm old like you...' Four year olds. Gotta love 'em :p |
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This picture got a good laugh out of me.
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^^^ that plumber pic :rofl:
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spell check. if i'da had a drink, it woulda come out my nose.
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Did you find a typo in it? |
nope^^^ but that would have REALLY fuckin funny.
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Mayhaps I should have spelled it all fucked up to get the point across:D |
How did wyndhy get "fuckin" past the spell checker?
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Because I was her spell checker. :cool:
Me, ..... a spell checker. :roflmao: That would be like sending me to break up an orgy. :rofl: That just aint gona work. :D |
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Sure that would work one look at you and every one would go running like they saw Godzilla. |
Back ground: my mother is a super sweet naive con.ser.va.tive Christian lady.
Last evening, my brother posted a smart alecy yet funny status: Note to self, need to find a new safety word, "dirigible" isn't intelligible when screamed around a ballgag. Mayhem and I about died laughing as we tried saying dirigible around our fists, and of my mental picture of my brother wearing a ballgag! Later on, I had called my mother, just to chit chat, and she was in front of her computer, on facebook and reads his status aloud! "Lizz, what is a ballgag?" ...I...died... "Mom, you don't wanna know." "Yes, I do." So I had to explain, through much laughter and tears, TO. MY. MOTHER, what S&M is and ballgags!!! ....I feel so sullied and damaged..... ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!! |
I bought a shirt from Spencer's and it has different adult forms of sign language. Basically it's how to finger a woman. I was asked by a McDonald's cashier what it meant. Unfortunately I couldn't explain because of the 8 yr old kid standing next to me in the other line.
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Why do I have this image of a very wide eyed lady that won't sleep for the next 3 days? :wobbly: :rofl: |
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Now you've got me seeing that image! ![]() ![]() |
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