My seemingly never ending lack of common sense. :eek:

I got a card in the this morning's mail from Mr. & Mrs. DB and my first thought was, "Oh my god, DB sent me a Steak & BJ Day card!" :banghead:

Honestly, that's the thought that went through this thick head of mine. :rolleyes:

That ^^^ :D

...and 'Mummy, when I'm old like you...'


Four year olds. Gotta love 'em :p

This picture got a good laugh out of me.

^^^ that plumber pic :rofl:

spell check. if i'da had a drink, it woulda come out my nose.

Did you find a typo in it?

nope^^^ but that would have REALLY fuckin funny.

Mayhaps I should have spelled it all fucked up to get the point across:D

How did wyndhy get "fuckin" past the spell checker?

Because I was her spell checker. :cool:















Me, ..... a spell checker. :roflmao:


That would be like sending me to break up an orgy. :rofl:
That just aint gona work. :D

Sure that would work one look at you and every one would go running like they saw Godzilla.

Back ground: my mother is a super sweet naive con.ser.va.tive Christian lady.

Last evening, my brother posted a smart alecy yet funny status: Note to self, need to find a new safety word, "dirigible" isn't intelligible when screamed around a ballgag.

Mayhem and I about died laughing as we tried saying dirigible around our fists, and of my mental picture of my brother wearing a ballgag!

Later on, I had called my mother, just to chit chat, and she was in front of her computer, on facebook and reads his status aloud! "Lizz, what is a ballgag?"

...I...died...

"Mom, you don't wanna know."
"Yes, I do."

So I had to explain, through much laughter and tears, TO. MY. MOTHER, what S&M is and ballgags!!!

....I feel so sullied and damaged..... ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!

I bought a shirt from Spencer's and it has different adult forms of sign language. Basically it's how to finger a woman. I was asked by a McDonald's cashier what it meant. Unfortunately I couldn't explain because of the 8 yr old kid standing next to me in the other line.

Why do I have this image of a very wide eyed lady that won't sleep for the next 3 days? :wobbly:






:rofl:

Now you've got me seeing that image!