LOL :roflmao:

:thumbs:

we're potty training the littlest and she was sitting on the toilet today when her tummy rumbled. she says to me, oh, it's just a fart inside my tummy. roflmao

^^^ :roflmao:

roflmao! :)

Today I got a message from my friend that I got a promotion in the office, when I was on the way. This makes me laugh all the way.

.... to the bank. :D

So mine went down the strip today and saw some wax statues, one being Indiana Jones. Someone commented, "He was missing his whip."



Lilith does Vegas ;)

Lots of things today, since I can see the humor of life a lot more right now

There are two benefits to that Shadow: one is everything is a whole lot funnier, the other is that people wonder why you're laughing. The direct result of the second is that most people come to the determination that you're insane and leave you alone. This is why I laugh at everything.

This joke made me laugh today from one of my friend's mobile,

A man went in for a Brain transplant operation and was offered a choice of two brains by the surgeon. He could choose either the Architect's brain which would cost him £10,000 or the Politician's which was £100,000.

"Does that mean that the politician's brain is much better than the Architect's?" exclaimed the clearly puzzled man.

"not exactly" replied the surgeon, "the politician's has never been used."

a toast that was just perfect

Re-reading this thread.

OF talking about lemon flavored vegemite and AZRedHot loudly proclaiming that vegemite "tastes like beef!".

The pic of Queen Lilith's gift in PF's thread. So is it for xmas or a wall hanging. LOL