Unfortunately, there were lawsuits, and the plant had to shut down, forcing non-Amish people out of work.

Fortunately a traveling sex show had arrived in town and offered the out of work people jobs with their show.

Unfortunately, the people were so depressed that they could not perform in the show.:p

Man, that's pretty depressed. :P

Fortunately, the druggist in town had just been visited by the drug representative and had an ample supply of Prozac in stock.

Unfortunately he did not have enough for everyone

Fortunately, the distribution center was in the very next town.

unforunately, the next town is an hour away

Fortunately, there was a little-known shortcut bringing the time down to two minutes ( now that's one heck of a shortcut :D ).

sure is lol...

unfortunately during the short cut they got lost in the dark woods with nothing around them

Fortunately, with nothing around them ... the woods filled with missing trees didn't obstruct their view and they could see their destination.

lol.

unfortunately, it was a mirage because they were so depressed

Fortunatly the mirage turned out to be the apparitaion of the long forgotted sexgoddess and she began to tell them secrets

Unfortunately, they weren't *her* secrets, and they had nothing to do with how to get out of the woods.

Fortunately....a tornado appeared and carried them away to that little ghost town a few miles up the road.

Unfortunately, it dumped them all in the large pen belonging to the local hog farmer. (Hey, gotta throw something "Iowa" in!)