What did the carnival ride fan ask for?

Bottoms up.

What was the last thing the Fraternity pledges heard before they saw stars?

Special Delivery

How else might a lover describe the personal attention he/she gives their partner?

Two books in one.

What is the daily discount at the local racetrack?

Food for the soul.

What do you call ogling pictures of food?

security in numbers

What is pixie courage?

odorific smegma

Are smelling salts the same as salty smells?

freelance

What's a fast track to starvation? :)

veggie burger

What Steph eats all the time.

Erect nipples

What makes my tongue stick out?

Erect cock

What would prevent a good pussy from being completely wasted?



wet panties

What needs to be removed for more fun?


fast times

What does a pixie clock keep track of?


wet willie

What do you get when you mix Bill Clinton and a playmate?




Up Yours!

What did the doctor say at the start of the rectal exam.

Not already!