I'm so horny a light breeze could cause an eruption.

I'm so horny a cork in it could be called a deadly weapon. (A cork in it? :confused: :rolleyes2 )

I'm so horny going to read a boring book to try and get over it, cause company's coming

I'm so horny I just told Tess she can do ANYTHING she wants to me tonight. And that girl has an imaginaion. :D

Got that right baby! :spank: :boobs: :bj:

i'm so horney... and he's away :(

come home!!

I'm so horney and it's supper time..grrrrrrrr

I'm so horny and i've already ate supper. :lust:

im so horny i wish i was supper

I am so horney....and shes coming to visit in 2 days!!!!

I'm so horny I need to get off here and go get my woman.

I'm so horny I just caught myself staring out the window...






at a car's exhaust pipe! :eek:

i'm so horny i'd do rosie o'donnell! well, maybe not but rosanne barr, at least.......ok, rosie greer? (ex pittsburgh steeler from the 70's)

I'm so horny that if I don't get some cock soon I'm going to go crazy

Hmmm...I have a cock and I'm still crazy. Maybe I need a place to put it? ha ha