Bilbo and i took the dog for a walk to get the paper. We have to go past many a yard with dogs in it who go feral when they see us...anyway...we are going past this yard that is surrounded by a 8ft solid fence, now i know what dog is behind it *L* and i am quite pleased he is! Soooo we is walking and i look over and i can see the head and shoulders of this dog/horse appearing from the top of the fence, he's bouncing along as we are walking and barking only when he is visible to us *LMAO*

It was like slow mo though, so funny. Its a great dane that stands about 4ft at the shoulder i joke you not, this damn dog is huge and not very friendly, but seeing its ears and lips going up as its going down just cracked me up!!

^^^ :roflmao:

I can see the cartoon as you were describing it. :rofl:

Pistol grip sprayer with 50/50 cloudy ammonia and water.

Shuts them up better than a baseball bat.

Sorry Old Fart, I prefer my airsoft pistol. Not lethal, but stings the hide enough to where they back off and whimper home.

Pointing a gun that makes it whelp and run off could have bad results. You may be looking at a non-airsoft pistol if the owner sees you. :yikes:

Inspirational Message Of The Day

PF, there is a statewide leash law. Owner gets mad at me for popping their dog because it was in my yard it's their fault and they're lucky I grabbed airsoft instead of .357.

I'm inspired.

Then blame the owner and let them have it with the gun, not the dog. Not its bloody fault its got a shitty owner.

A bevy of beautiful babes holding me down and tickling and ravaging me. :yikes:




Okay, it was just a dream ... but ... a nice one. :)

Sadly, sometimes the dog wears the shittiness of the owner.

Considering taking an envelope to be x-rayed before I opened it

So long as it's not ticking you're safe.

:nod:









My job is done.

First thought I had when reading that post, "PF must have sent it." :p