fist(s) will not be necessary but you may want to bring restraints

Restraints will not be necessary, but bring them anyway since they are so exciting. While you're at it, bring feathers, blindfolds, and some flavored oils.

Oils well that ends well... (GROAN...) :p

groan(s) loudly as he places his cock deep within her folds

Deep within her folds, he forgets all about bad jokes and starts to increase the rhythm! ;)

the rhythm of his strokes pardons him from those bad jokes

bad jokes are abundant here, as are sexy people!

sexy people are sometimes corny but sexy people are always horny :D (damn I think I caught that bug again)

Horny is as horny does,
I'll fuck you right now just because... (Oh no... ;) )

because you can and I'm oh so ready..... I 'll fuck you blind if you'll just hold steady (it's communicable...)

Steady as it goes, and stroke my hose...

(dammit, now I've got it too)

(Damn, it's contagious!)

Strokin' his hose......
Wait a minute while I blow my nose...

nose to lips, lips to tongue.....eating me will keep you young :D
(is there a doctor in the house?):D

young....old.....hot ....cold....my tongue inside you will seek out your juicy load.....

My juicy load drips down your chin

This much pleasure must surely be a sin!!:D