~Fortunatey................Unfortunately~
 

That's right.
Another forum game. Stolen. So slap me silly. ;)

In this one, I'll set out a story on a fortunate side.
The next person must give an unfortunate twist to the story, then the next person must give it a fortunate addition. And so on and so forth.



Sound like fun?








Fortunately 2 beautiful ladies walked into a bar.....

Fortunately there was a tall, dark, sexy man, who was available to translate

Fortunately the prankster's wife overheard as she approached and she offered her services to help.

Unfortunately her services were to get on her knees and blow.

Fortunately, the ladies were so distracted they didn't listen to a word the man said.

Unfortunately, the two mistook the Blowjob for a local custom, and proceeded to grab the closest two men and blow them!

Fortunately, the men were receptive to two attractive women unzipping their pants.

Unfortunately, their wives weren't!

Fortunately, there were two other men who offered their sexual services to the two wives.

Unfortuneately, they weren't attractive and had STDs

Fortunately the wives had condoms and paper bags....

unforutnately the paperbags had holes and the condom broke

fortunately--------there was a doctor closeby who had penicillin and sellotape

Unfortunately, the men were allergic to penicillin, and there wasn't enough tape to go around.

Fortunately, the men were found to be free of all infection due to all the alcohol in thier system.

Unfortunately, they began to suffer liver damage almost immediately.

fortunately, the pigs in the village were willing to give thier livers to save mankind.

Unfortunately, only one of the pigs was found to type-match the two men and be able to donate a liver.

Fortunately, half the liver was enough for each man

Unfortunately, the two foreign women took the liver to be a local delicacy and ate it.

Fortunately, an out-of-town doctor happened to be wandering by and went in to see the commotion. He was skilled in goat-to-human liver transplants.

Unfortunatley, there were no goats to be found, only a barnyard full of pygmy chickens.

Fortunately, this doctor knew how to glue together pygmy chicken livers in order to transplant into humans.

unfortunately, the villiagers were unable to run those 2 damn liver eating women out of town before they devoured all the pygmy chicken liver ass well

Fortunately, one of the people standing around had a cousin whose brother's wife's niece's nephew-in-law's friend owned some pigs, goats, AND pygmy chickens just over in the next town.

Unfortunately they were currently in an Amish town and nobody had a car to drive to the next town.

Unfortuantely, his licence had been revoked.

A bar? In an Amish town? We must grow our Amish differently in Iowa. ;)


Fortunately, at that moment, a helicopter landed.

unfortunately, the prop fell off the helicopter, and thier were no mechanics

Fortunately, at that moment, a huge flock of geese, heading south for the winter, landed upon the helicopter and lifted it into the air.

unfortuneately he forgot to sanitize all his equpiment

unfortunately, they were flying south to mate, and the delay caused the males hormones to rage uncontrollably

Fortunately, it turns out Amish goose poop is a natural sanitizer.

(I'm picking one of the two of these lines of thought and running with it.)

Fortunately, all of the female geese had gone through menopause, so the male geese knew they'd have to wait. They continued to carry the helicopter to the next town.

unfortunately, half way there thier little penis's were hurting so badly they had to drop the helicopter and masterbate

Fortunately, they dropped the helicopter right in the direction of King Kong, who caught it with his *other* hand.

Unfortunately King Kong got pissed off when he had to pee... so the helicopter was pissed off too. *groan*

Fortunately, even as they were rapidly tumbling downward, the pilot tossed out a football stadium-sized parachute, slowing the descent of the helicopter until it floated to the ground, right in the next village.