{A new game} I want to be....
 

Ok, it's simple. First person lists two things. Next person picks which one they would rather be, and lists two more. Basically, it runs just like the Versus game, only with occupations and types of people.

The listed things can be an occupation, or type of person. IE: a fire fighter or a police officer, a sex slave or a dominatrix, etc.

As long as it is something a person can actually physically be, it's all good.



I want to be....

A Wiccan or A Catholic

a wiccan


an infectious disease counselor or a hooker

the counsler


An interior decorator or A Clothing Designer

hmmmmmm? well not sure i would be suited for either one but if i had to choose i will go with interior decorator???


grape stomper or olive stomper

grape stomper

programmer or plumber

definately a programmer...

A stripper or a porn star?

Porn Star


Circus clown or CIA operative

CIA operative....


Fireman....or.....accountant

hate clowns .......CIA....wanna be the alias chick when I grow up


mortician or tax collector

geez... a tax collector, I guess :(



a racecar driver or a trapeze artist

Race car driver...

Astronaut or Submariner?

Millionaire

Artistic or Mechanically Inclined

Millionair. Did you have to ask? ;)




Computer Software Programmer, or Hardware Engineer?

Programmer

TV Journalist or Activist?

Activist - though I studied journalism - the TV side doesn't appeal to me at all.

Actor or Singer?

actor

working mum(or dad) or stay at home?

Mounted police...cause you get to wear those cool black leather boots lol

butcher or baker?

Baker... I'd spend my whole time eating my handiwork though...


George Bush or George W Bush ?

George Bush ... he's back to being a civilian. Would hate to be a politician.

volunteer or paid worker

Volunteer, so much more rewarding if you can do it because you want to...not have to.


Director or Producer?

Producer


priest/nun or stripper?

Nun....then I can still strip in my spare time

A nurse or a waitress/waiter

Waiter...couldn't handle other peoples blood :eek:

Architect or Anthropologist

Anthropologist


chef or bartender?

Chef

High paid professional with no social life or low income worker with a frantic social life

low income frantic socially

scuba instructor or life guard?

Life Guard... you get to see more skin! :p

Directory assistance operator or phone sex operator

phone sex operator although I'd just sexxx peeps up too if I had the other job


a dildo designer or a dildo tester?

Designer... I'll start with a novelty item, a dildo shaped like a big crayon... :p

A box maker or a box filler?

maker......you can design your product to fit mine:p

quality control inspector or waste management technician

QC...definitely not playing with "waste"

lead singer or lead guitar?

Lead singer

Brother from another mother or brother of your sister and mother? :p

Brother from another mother :p


Rock Star or Country Western Singer?

rock star

author or actor

author

lier or lawyer?

is there a difference LOL

lier


pilot or bus driver

pilot

stripper or taxi driver

stripper lol who'd even look?



horny or hungry????