Buzz Kills
 

What could a lover say or do in the bedroom, in the midst of the action, to brings things to a screeching halt?

Are you in yet? (When I'm not only most definitely in, but fully extended as well)
:D :D :D

"Damn you are not any where near as tight as your sister" :o

Are you about done?

Funny this feels wayyyyyy better than that goat did.:o

Calling me any names I consider derogatory or demeaning, such as bitch, slut, or cunt. Humiliating me or being angry (or acting angry) w/me.

Do you think we can hurry this up? I want to watch the weather.

Calling out someone else's name (especially an ex-wife's name)

Is that it?

*POUND POUND POUND* at the door. :p

Though I guess the lover themselves wouldn't be doing that.

So how about: stopping to answer the phone. :p

how about when she points and giggles :D

LOL - Every Saturday morning Cobalt's mother would call.. occasionally we would be errrrrrrrrrrrrummmmmmmmming... :D As it was pretty much necessary to answer the phone, as one time she came over (lived just down the street from us).

...........try continuing with Mom-In-Law on the phone.... :eek:

(Although it was quite fun to see if Cobalt could continue talking without having a breathing problem - "What is wrong with you son... having a difficult time breathing?" )

LOL Is my fave torture!!!!! I love to give him a blow job while he tries to stay cool on the phone with his mom.:lust:

lol..thats just cruel =)

True story... My ex wife and I were in the middle of things when the microwave started beeping... And she had to go and check it...

She'd loved the microwave more than me (sobs dramatically)

but hey that's why she's my ex....

I'm with the microwave now.....:D

Falling and throwing my wife out of the shower pretty much killed the mood

LMAO.
:D

It has to be when i was shagging a girlfriend in a clump of bushes in the middle of town! (Too much vodka and the mood hit us) I'm pumping for all im worth and she asks to change position i say cool with me we roll over and i dip my whole nutsack right into a batch of Stinging nettles! I screamed in pain and suffice to say we didnt really finish what we were doing!

You try looking for a dock leaf in the nekkie while standing to attention! It just wasnt happening!

Instant mood breaker......

hmmm....when are you going to start that diet?????

And what diet would i be starting? what are you trying to say? does my bum look big in this?

Follow through with a fart

Lilith and Cheyanne:

I had the pleasure of doing that to a gf once - she took a phone call in her bedroom while we were "busy" and let me continue with what we were 'doing.'
I kept as quiet as I could during her call (I seem to remember it'd been her grandmother!) but when she was done she attacked me with renewed vigor! :)

If he does *anything* to my ears, it is an instant buzz kill. They are not meant for tongues or hot breath...

Otherwise, he can do just about anything to me...