who wants full control over a cock?
 

now that i have your attention:

http://www.subservientchicken.com/


i have NO idea how it does everything you want it to do!!!!

You know, that thing kinda creeps me out.

its really really ugly. thats for sure. tell it to lay a egg. :D

I find myself strangely attracted to him....wait til Skip sees it.

waaaay too weird!

ok I told him to do the chicken dance twice and his dances have been different...isn't there just one chicken dance.......oh yeah and tell him to shake his booty....lol...he's definitely creapy though

lol freaky

~nikki

I wonder what it would do if I told it to insert a pound a half of sage and onion?

hubby made me ask him something....er.....naughty, and he came up to the camera and shook his finger at us! LMBO!

I told him to fry his self :p

Why am I suddenly ready to take my banana and run up a tree to hide?

lol! I bet we all asked him to do something perverted! I think I my fav thing was asking him to breakdance and to moonwalk

There must be something wrong about watching a chicken spank his own ass.

OMG!!!

<--- begins searching for a subservient monkey

LOL this is hilarious! I told him to fly!

I must say... this was so extremely disturbing. :)

I like it... a big cock that does whatever I tell it to do. Sign me up!

I'm signing FL up for sure!

I keep getting a message that says:This page cannot be displayed.I have tried three(3)times & Yes I'm logged in. Irish

-rofl- About 2 months ago, some guy my husband works with showed us that site. My kids love it. ;)

:mad: I'm having the same problem, and now after reading everyone's posts I'm all excited to try it. Maybe their just too busy or something, but I'll be irritated if I can't join everyone in enjoying it. Nothing like feeling like an outsider! :p :rolleyes:

Kissy---Don't worry!I have been called an outsider(danced to the beat of a different drummer)for most of my life.I'm still alive.Just remember-What doesn't kill you,makes you stronger! Irish

Holy crap! I just know I'm going to have nightmares about this tonight! LOL

.. somethings just wrong. about a chicken that humps the couch when its supposed to be flying.. and spanks itself when its supposed to be laying an egg....

Yeah, but it's big and it does just what I want it to do, and it's happy to oblige.... oh yeah, sign me up NOW!!

Someone sent that to me last month.......he does a great cartwheel! LOL

When I first saw it I was creeped out!!!

A cock doing a cartwheel... now that's something you don't see every day! :D

I told him to eat a chicken sandwich and he put himself between two couch cushions LOL

LOL I told him to snap his garters

sissy chicken boy...just the way I like 'em