Weirdest place you've ever masturbated
 

what's the weirdest place you've ever masturbated?

my weirdest is in a nightclub toilets because everyone was having sexy dances, someone came up to me and asked if i wanted to dance. im bi and she was really good looking so i agreed. she was really dirty and started licking my thighs and squeezing my ass, I was so turned on that when the song finished and she went back to her friend i went straight to the toilets and fingered myself to TWO ORGASMS!!!

i also noticed when i came out some heavy breathing, so someone else obviously had my idea!

Probably while driving.

In my old job, at my desk, on quite a frequent basis.

a public men's room in the Vatican

(I swear it was not some kind of statement...it was either that or walk around with a hard on and I thought it the lesser of two evils. LOL)

Bogey! On a golf course, about 10 months ago.

its not very wierd but in my car on the m40 with my (ex)wife doing the same in the passenger seat. We wanted to see if we could do it at 90mph

Sitting right here at my computer in my very comfy chair. :)

While driving ...on a long boring trip.

Back in school, I was lucky enough to be in the class room when no-one else was in it for a lenghty break... Which lead to me, sitting in the teacher's chair with my feet on the teacher's table and my cock in my hand.
Still could easily have been caught (did it several times), but it was well worth it.

um...probably in the girls bathroom at the library. It was either that or study for a final. :D

<------is wondering what darogle saw inside the vatican that gave him his boner :rolleyes:

Disney world... in a penny arcade deal... vibrating chair... probably 1982... I was about 14

damn pervert

YOu all have given me some great pointers and ideas tho! Thanks :)

Let's see...
I have brought myself to orgasm in a variety of places, but the strangest was a ride in Orlando, at one of the big parks.
I was with Leigh, and she and I had been teasing each other all day, so I was hot and bothered to begin with.
The ride is actually a huge room were you are placed in a chair with a big bar over you, and the show is about an alien monster that escapes a laboratory and runs around the audience in the dark. It's very creepy, with "blood" splashing on you in the dark, and "alien breath" blowing on your neck.
As soon as the light as went down I slipped one hand into my shorts and the other on my left nipple, and with Leigh giggling and screaming in the seat next to mine, I was soon moaning and screaming for an entirely different reason from the rest of the audience (mostly different, as fear can be a HUGE turn on sometimes).
When the lights came up at the end, Leigh took one look at my flushed face and had fits of giggles that lasted the rest of the night.
I have always wanted to do that again.

Wickedly,

Wanda.

I guess it would have to be at a rest stop on the interstate.....years ago, driving home from college....thinking about the sweetie i had left all nakie and asleep....just got to be too much for me....pulled into a rest stop...slid the seat back... slid my shorts down.....propped my feet on the dash....and whoo hooo......when i was finished....happen to realize that not everybody was asleep there (it was like 2AM).....the trucker next to me was watching.....and doing the same.....i just smiled....put everything back where it belonged and headed on home......and that event has made for some really good fantasies over the years!!!

in the car on I-70, on my way to see my sweetie. it's a 7 1/2 hr drive....and i kept getting *almost* there, but wouldn't let myself finish. he got pounced before i even unpacked my truck.

walking home from school at night

in the metropolitan museum mensroom. i was inexplicably horny that day i decided to go 4 it while it was crowded.

I have done it a number of times in airplane restrooms.

I ones had a hand job by a girl I just met on the flight somewhere over the Atlantic back in the seventies. Does that count?

But the weirdest place was in a stall at the men's room at the American Airlines maintenance hanger at SFO airport back when I was doing a college summer job washing airplanes... You know young and popping a woody that would not quit without some attention. That should be up there on the list, not quite in the vatican but up on the list non the less.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by jonjon
[B]I have done it a number of times in airplane restrooms.

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Me too, but if you had been there too, would not have been masturbation..still want to joint the mile high club.

ive done it in a classroom at school and on top of a car parked outside a house i passed when walking drunk outside (during the daytime)

That was you!! jk
As soon as you mentioned the ride I knew exactly where and what.






In the car, with my husband watching, and us stuck in bumper to bumper traffic.

-bathroom at work
-the floor of a bookstore I worked at.
-swimming pool
-closet
-a barn
-public tanning bed

In a university film classroom. While watching BICYCLE THIEF, no less!

That would be a hand job in the rarlor of a girl's dorm, back when they segregated the sexes.

While "napping" in one of the big comfy chairs in the library at College. One of the few times I've managed to keep completely quiet....folks were studying after all. It was only considerate ;).

Possibly the M4 junction on the M25 (Sort of the London ring road for non-brits); I get bored driving on my own. Or the filing room at work. If the MD caught me I would be sooo unemployed!

Late nite working for a 7-11, putting away the porn mags that had come in.

Band Director's Office in High School.

He was head of our technology stuff and I had to do a website for the school so I was in his office for one class period a day and so I was left alone a LOT.....

So I took advantage of the oppurtunity when I got too stressed out :D

A better question,would be,-Describe the few places,that you HAVEN'T masturbated? Irish

Leaning against the washer when it was vibrating away on the spin cycle!!

however nothing tops the one on the news last week about the Federal judge in Oklahoma who got caught during a trial. He was using a pump under his robe that suddenly started started making a sloshing noise that drew the attention of the prosecutor, baliff and court reporter. They didn't report on the outcome (no pun intended) of the trial.

A few years ago I was attending a conference, and the woman chairing the conference was someone I have always fancied. I was sitting near the front of the hall and I had a really good view of her legs under the table. She has nice legs - the sort you can imagine wrapped round you, and I was imagining just that while I was supposed to be listening to the conference proceedings. I thought I was going to cum in my pants, but I maanged to last out till the coffee break, then I went to the gents' and stood at a urinal and when I took my cock out it was tingling so much I hardly had to wank it at all, it just squirted cum down the drain...

Ummmm......

At work..... :spank: I'm a bad girl!!!LOL

On the phone, in the Target parking lot. I was talking to him on the phone and could not take it anymore and pulled over right there and then.

I was in college, at my g/f's friend's apt, and she kissed me.

I figured I'd get in less trouble if I ran into her bathroom for a few minutes than if I stayed on her couch!

and someday, maybe I will too join the mile high club...hey - does it count if you're on a bed in Denver? :spin:

Thought you guys might appreaciate this story....happened this afternoon....couldn't wait to get home to post it!!!

I joined a gym a couple of weeks ago and had my first session with a personal trainer today.....the girl that had been assigned to me called in sick so i got a substitute. He was this lil hard-body hottie and every time he'd show me a machine, he'd pull up the leg of his shorts or pull his shirt up to show me exactly what muscle group that machine would be working (yeah yeah yeah....this ol' pervert was thinkin' about which muscle group she'd like to work on...oh but i digress...). Anyways, after i left the gym, went and got some takeout and went to the park for a leisurely lunch. In the park there are a couple of great spots that overlook the river. Just as I was driving up to one of them....one of our frequent summer storms started....so I just settled in to eat my lunch and look out over the river. I noticed a pickup parked not too far ahead of me but wasn't really paying that much attention. Looked like just the driver in it.....that is until the girl sat up...she'd obviously had her head in his lap....she looked out the back window at me for a few seconds, smiled and then just went back down again.....sat there watching and could occasionally see her head bob up and back down.....i got so flippin turned on that i propped my foot on the dash and slipped my own hands in the cookie jar!.....after a bit, she finished, sat up, wiped her face with a tissue or sumpin, looked at me and smiled again.....about that time she must have realized what i was doing cause she said sumpin to the guy and he turned around and was looking......they just watched....was sooooo freakin hot knowing they were sorta watching but not really seeing anything, just that they knew.....when i finished, i sat there a few minutes having a smoke....and yes waiting to see what might happen next....they just smiled and waved....so i started up the van to come home....they both smiled and waved good-bye......so did i!!!!....i'm gonna have to go to the park more often for funch, uh er, i mean, lunch.

in works toilet while having a VERY steamy conversation logged into yahoo messenger on my mobile phone :)

In my work truck, on a backroad, on the phone with my favorite Pixie.