I'm so horny....!
 

finish this sentence. I will go first.

I'm so horny that the crack of dawn isn't safe around me.

I'm so horny I would be willing to do whatever he wanted. :D

I'm so horny that when I heard somebody ask about when the rubber meets the road, I checked to see if it had slipped off.

I'm so horny I just broke the zipper on my jeans

Im so horny I helped him break the zipper. :D

I'm so horny I could hammer nails with my dick!

I'm so horny, I've gone through a box a Kleenex just for practice. :)

I'm so horny I have soaked three pairs of panties so far. :lust:

Is this like a variant of "It's been so long since I've had sex...." ????

LMAO. 'Cause I'm REALLY good at that one.

Just give it a try..... "It's been so long since I've had sex that I'm afraid I'm frozen shut."

Im so horney that even the pillows on my bed are starting to look interesting

I'm so horny the cat ran away.

I'm so horny I'm considering changing this afternoon's event from Osuche's Open House to "Open Osuche"

:hot:

LMAO

I'm so horny that I'm even willing to give Stud a :bj:



:D

i'm so horny my cock will explode like a nuclear bomb

I'm so honry I keep knocking over the lamp with it.

I'm so horny, I can't lay on my stomach.

I'm so horny I can't sit down with out hurting myself.

I'm so horny after 6 days of guests, I'm surprised I'm still on the computer.

I'm so horny I can't concentrate on work. ;)

Well I'm still horny and ^^^^^ avatar only add fuel to the fire.

I'm so horny IO'm starting to eye the men in my hotel and wonder what they taste like......not that I'd do anything about it ~~ but I do speculate ;)

And what hotel are you in???? I'm still horny, but I'm getting tired and might just go to sleep when I go to bed.

I'm so honry I'm looking for osuche"s hotel.

i'M SO HORNY i'D CONSIDER GIVING HIM THE ADDRESS. ;) :D

I'm glad that I'm horny. You know you are alive when your hormones are peaked.

I'm so horny I'm sitting here waiting for her address :slurp: :sex:

I'm so horny, the cardboard cylinder inside the roll of bathroom tissue is starting to look good. :rolleyes:

I'm so honry, I need to take a cold shower at the north pole.

I'm so horny I'm wondering how quicly he can get to TN

I'm so horny, that my dick is getting in the way as I drive to TN :sex:

I'm so horny that the first round was this morning and I'm ready for another.

I'm so horny I'm envious of ^^^

i'm so horney i'd do an ex!!!!!!!lol

I'm so horny I won't let our cat sit on my lap. :)

I'm so horny I am sitting here squirmming in my chair.

I'm so horny the tip of my cock is glistening with pre-cum

I'm so horny I am thinking about things glistening.

I'm so horny I may just have to give it a slow stroke

I'm so horny I may just have to jump his bones.

I'm so horny I'm going to wake the S/O ;)