Dr. F-Lil
 

You got problems, everyone's got problems, lets hear 'em, expose 'em to the air so they don't get all funky growing in the dark like mold on old shoes. My advice ain't any better than a toad swallering a banana but we'll get a kick out of watching it squirm.

Spill....

<---thought you were Dr. Lucy Van Pelt. :D

Shhh purty lady I'm a jack of all trades... tell Dr FLil, what's riding your ass like a pair of hoochie mama shorts?

Warning: My advice ain't for the weak of heart or bladder...better get you some of them Depends, on stand by.

Nothing...unfortunately. :spin:

Well Dr. FLil, you see, there's a bunch of really hot ladies, at a certain website, that I want to put my tallywhacker to, but they all live 483904823094832098432 miles away. What should I do?

well what you need purty lady is a cowboy to break in;) I hear ones with bald heads make the best pony boys :p

LMAO @ ^^^. :D

/me is hard at work on his second bald head :D

Buy yerself one of these here Tallywhacker Stackers available at my website www.drflilrobsyourassblind.com that will make your schlong long and have those ladies purring like pussies with their paws in the milkman's pants before ya know it, and ya won't even have to leave the comfort of your potty paradise.

need a bald head? wanna be sexy like Dr FLil, can't say as I blame ya! Easy as can be! Just gotta get your head wedged between a woman's thinghs next time she uses that Neet stuff and distract her like a bull chasing a red table cloth who catches a whiff of a field of flowers and she'll smear that crap all over the place. and YOU will have solved your own problems.

Ohhhhh, just my luck... the damn website is down :rolleyes2

For those of you that don't speak "southern".....



She just said Aqua has a short dick :grin:

Well then all the answers to penicular elongation can be found in my best selling book Penis Envy? Try It You'll Like It just $29.95 and don't forget the companion workbook Jerkin':It Ain't Just for Chicken

Boy I'mma smack your ass harder and hotter than a dried up frog on asphalt.

:confused:




Am I supposed to have this raging hardon?

you obviously suffer from some sick pornographic disorder...in my professnal opinion you need to be chained up in the looney bin..... my south Texas work camp..er I mean rehab is just what you need to put your priorities in place, after all nothing makes a man more appreciative than soap on a rope

And WI just said he has a desire to 'sleep with the Fishes'. :eek:

Both you boys need to get ya a couple of fishin' poles and a 2 person sleepin' bag and just camp, and commmmmmune with nachur' til ya sort it out or kill eachother tryin'

Ain't no mention of sleep, big guy!

Hey WI... can you believe she made no mention of taking a video camera to document our progress?

:p

That's cause I'm sending my DR. FLil film crew along to catch footage for my upcoming Prime Time special, "Men are from Venus cause they have a Penis and other such gobbledy shit"

She plans on hiding in the trees.

I hope she doesn't fall out when she lets go of the branches to touch herself! :yikes:

Hey hey now back to your corner that was uncalled for, Dr. FLil doesn't do something like that. That'd be like tellin' your momma you wanna get a sheep for the wool and you know your momma ain't that dumb.

Yeah... Dr Flil is gonna sit back in the media van and catch the action from 4 different angles.

Now what was that about a :baa:?

LOL, you all are crazy. And here I thought I was supposed to really spill my problems :whack:

Little Missy you are repressin' your true feelins like a cat represses the remote control when leaping over the couch to catch a big old palmetto bug... damn that's a nasty thought...what's yer hang up ma'am?

Honestly....my hangup would be that I can't come during sex.... :(

You know all mine Dr. Flil........I'm a long time patient.
So.......could I help ya out on makin' that video of the boys ?

Well cumming don't happen less ya cum down off the tightrope and quit holdin' on with yer toes. the right man will tweak your knobs and rub your buttons and all the static will clear up and channel 39 will come in clear as a bell.

Hey there little Filly...you distract 'em with your headlights and I'll throw the sack over 'em. Them boys are tastier than frog juice over ice cream.

/me wonders is Dr. Flil is channeling Uncle Silky... hmmmmmmmm? lmao - you all are nuts! I love it!

course ya do but does that make it right....right is in the eye of the beholder...the man with one of his eye poked out from doing something his momma warned could poke his eye out wit that thing

I can't believe you're saying this. And what if it injures another Pixie member?
This is NOT GOOD! :( That's OK I'll pass thank you.

Oh you know Dr. FLil doesn't tackle any problems harder than some charcoal squeezed between some fat buttcheeks...and the advice....well it damn sure ain't worth the diamond it could become.

Take it back...just tell me your superficial problems like how to turn the other cheek when you are shackled to the barn door.

Dr FLil, the lady at the drycleaner thinks I'm hot and wants to fuck my brains out. She told me to come by after hours for some special service.

What do I do? :confused:


rabbit

Bring an umbrella to match the raincoat you best be wearing and buy new luggage cause your mrs. ain't gonna put up with you hound doggin' unless you get her a really good deal on the dry cleanin'.

I guess that means I need to find a new dry cleaner.

:p

Doctor, Doctor...give me the news!
















I've got a bad case of luvin ewes! :D

Dr FLil.....I have an irrational fear of Southern head-shrinks with their own books, websites, and chat rooms. :p
























































WAIT! Maybe that fear is totally rational! :D